Where's the "adventure?"

My cousin Gwendolyn had a wedding shower today that I helped with. On the way to the shower, I explained to the kids where we were going (a 'getting-married' party where you give away lots of presents). Eliza's gymnastics coach got married last summer so she understood everything perfectly. She explained to me that after they got married, they would go on an "adventure."

An adventure? Oh, she meant the honeymoon!