You did well when:

When your 4 year old open his birthday present and exclaims, "I am soooo  wucky," you know you picked the right gift.  Whew!!

When you walk into the bathroom to help that same boy finish his business and he announces, "I don't need help wiping.  I am four," you know the special day has ended well.

Love you, Roger-roo!

from the Dictionary of the hot girl at the gym

Me (as I walk into class and set my stuff down), "The snow wasn't as bad as I thought it would be after the storm last night."

Hot girl, "I know, I was really skeptimistic about going out this morning."

Me, "Uhhh huhh."

CLASS STARTS

CAMILLA LOOKS LIKE A FOOL.

HOT GIRL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

Camilla thinks to herself, "Well I am getting my tail end kicked this morning, but at least I don't make up my own words."

CAMILLA FEELS BETTER.

A mom of boys

You know you are a mom of a boy when your little one comes up the stairs with delight and announces, "Mom, check it out:  I just learned how to burp."  He then swallows some air and promptly releases a belch on cue.

Way to go, buddy.  I am so proud.