if only. . .

Mom: "Twins, I need you to go clean up the toys and clothes that I put outside your room."

Davis: "Mom, that's your job, not mine."

Mom: "Excuse me? If they are your toys and clothes they are your responsibility."

Davis: "But I don't want to. . . . . .I wish we had a butler to do that."
(picture a little twinkle in his eye because he is pleased to have used a word with the root of "but")