You know you are a mother of four when,

• In a last ditch effort to look 'presentable,' you use your hair flattener to iron out the wrinkles in your button-up shirt.
• You take one picture at your twin's birthday party-- after the guests have left.
• Your baby wakes up in the morning with a bits of last night's dinner still on his face.
• Your next-door-neighbor (whose kitchen window faces your driveway) calls once or twice a week to let you know the van door is still open.